sashabeef:

Title: Tsarbucks
Rating: T
Pairing: Future Darkling/Alina.
Chapter 1
Summary:
A dark shadow is cast over the residents of Ravka’s local Tsarbucks.
General Notes: This is a very cracky coffee shop au, not meant to be taken seriously in any degree. Nikolattes, macbooks, volvos and buttered muffins abound. Saints forgive us.
Author Notes

From Leah:
I’m sorry.

From Dani: I’m not sorry at all. Well, maybe just a little bit.

Enjoy!

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They had me at “Tsarbucks”. Omg, this is hilarious.

4 days ago
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millilicious:

meinenaffenhosen:

urulokid:

markruffalo:

electro-monk:

Petition for all the Marvel actors to agree that whenever Scarlett gets a blatantly sexist question one of the Chrises just takes it instead.

You have my signature.

this just made my day thank you mr ruffalo

I immediately assumed that blog name was spoofed because tumblr

but then I went and looked and…it’s actually Mark Ruffalo

bless

4 days ago
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A Random Viking Fact I Found Out

jackthevulture:

little-danish-pastry:

nordicphile:

viking-gods-of-metal:

When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.

Also:

  • Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
  • If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
  • Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.

VIKINGS

4 days ago
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thescienceofjohnlock:

otherbully1:

wildebrams:

crisstianmingle:

lord grant me the strength to accept the plot lines i cannot change

courage to continue to watch the show

and wisdom to remember i am not a member of the psychotic part  of the fandom

amen

#as i blog through the valley of the shadow of death

I will fear no canon. For Thou art with me. Thy fanfic and thy meta, they comfort me

Forever and ever AO3

4 days ago
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donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

The Grisha + Social Media
insp. (X), (X)

lets-marvel-at-owls:

My dash did a thing! :D

lets-marvel-at-owls:

My dash did a thing! :D

Seige and Storm - Leigh Bardugo
With the release of the final book, I’m about to read this series in its entirety for the first time. (Eek!) I thought that called for one more picspam before I know how this amazing story concludes.

Seige and Storm - Leigh Bardugo

With the release of the final book, I’m about to read this series in its entirety for the first time. (Eek!) I thought that called for one more picspam before I know how this amazing story concludes.

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