why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MARTIN FREEMAN.
For those defending him - I don’t judge him because he “accidentally said something stupid and offensive.” Everyone makes mistakes. But yeah, I think he’s a sick man because his unfiltered mind immediately *went there*. Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks. It’s more about me being disturbed that his thought process so quickly took him there than that he said it out loud.
The same unique expression. 40 years time difference.
This is probably the greatest post I have ever seen on tumblr. Ever.
She’s still so beautiful.
Is she even real? Because I am to the point where she is so perfect there is a 98% chance she’s a mythical creature
"Practically perfect in every way"
i thought i had seen it all
The internet is like a vast ocean and stuff like this is buried treasure
taylor switf - I knew you were trouble (cover by horse)
you wont believe your ears