Pairing: Future Darkling/Alina.
Summary: A dark shadow is cast over the residents of Ravka’s local Tsarbucks.
General Notes: This is a very cracky coffee shop au, not meant to be taken seriously in any degree. Nikolattes, macbooks, volvos and buttered muffins abound. Saints forgive us.
From Leah: I’m sorry.
From Dani: I’m not sorry at all. Well, maybe just a little bit.
They had me at “Tsarbucks”. Omg, this is hilarious.
Petition for all the Marvel actors to agree that whenever Scarlett gets a blatantly sexist question one of the Chrises just takes it instead.
You have my signature.
this just made my day thank you mr ruffalo
I immediately assumed that blog name was spoofed because tumblr
but then I went and looked and…it’s actually Mark Ruffalo
When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.
- Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
- If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
- Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.
lord grant me the strength to accept the plot lines i cannot change
courage to continue to watch the show
and wisdom to remember i am not a member of the psychotic part of the fandom
I will fear no canon. For Thou art with me. Thy fanfic and thy meta, they comfort me
Forever and ever AO3
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
Seige and Storm - Leigh Bardugo
With the release of the final book, I’m about to read this series in its entirety for the first time. (Eek!) I thought that called for one more picspam before I know how this amazing story concludes.